One night as I was about to log off and go to bed, I recieved this momentous message. I decided to continue conversation
as Clyde might, being from Iceland and all. I think it went swimmingly. To form your own opinion, read on:
puzyfoot22: hi.... :-)
ClydefromIceland: my fjord is full of red paint and chocolate berries and the elves told me so
puzyfoot22: asl?
ClydefromIceland: asl indeed
puzyfoot22: 23/f/ny
ClydefromIceland: the other day i was going over to my friend Bobby's house
puzyfoot22: so waht are you up to clydefromiceland?
ClydefromIceland: and i saw my friend Frank and Frank told me that kangaroos have a special power
puzyfoot22: you wana cyber me! im kinda in the mood if you know what i mean :-)
puzyfoot22: great! can you jst get it started..
ClydefromIceland: kangaroos can run around a tree five times and then they turn into superkangaroos and can make big rainbows
puzyfoot22: so tell me how you would do me! from behind?
ClydefromIceland: speaking of behind, the other day i was behind my house and i was digging a hole to the moon
puzyfoot22: yeah, give it to me from behind sweets
ClydefromIceland: the forks ate the dog and the cat went to jupiter
puzyfoot22: keep going.. im getting.. you know.. excited
ClydefromIceland: Frank is a cow
puzyfoot22: :-)
ClydefromIceland: George is ninety-eight feet tall and he lives in New York and bushes grow there
puzyfoot22: brb... getting my toy
puzyfoot22: im back. still there?
ClydefromIceland: i like toys, the other day i was going to the store to buy a pez dispenser but then i saw big dinosaur and a ball and a fork and jerry asked for ice cream
puzyfoot22: so do you have a big one...?
ClydefromIceland: the monster ate the corn dog and got a stomach ache and meningitis
puzyfoot22: good...why dont you drop your pants?
ClydefromIceland: Frank and George play cards together on Thursday nights and they mow the grass and varnish tables
puzyfoot22: ... are you stroking it?
ClydefromIceland: wall
puzyfoot22: :-)
ClydefromIceland: train
puzyfoot22: so clydefromiceland what would you like me to do?
ClydefromIceland: jerry likes ice cream and groundhogs a lot and he goes to the pet store to buy food
puzyfoot22: go on...
ClydefromIceland: my water is on fire and the fruit is screaming at me
puzyfoot22: ohh yeah!!! my panties are all wet. i think ill take them off...
ClydefromIceland: i'm a gulch!!!
puzyfoot22: clydefromiceland!!!! put you hard rod in me!!
puzyfoot22: dont stop clydefromiceland!! keep going .. Im getting off!!!
ClydefromIceland: did you know that the sun is actually smaller than my foot which is in turn smaller than THE UNIVERSE?
puzyfoot22: Clydefromiceland send me an email... with a pic maybe... :-)
ClydefromIceland: GRRRRR, I am a tiger, and hear me roar, I will fly on the clouds