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What follows is a sometimes shocking portrait of the true rage and hatred that can be shared between two people on AOL Instant Messenger. The faint of heart should not proceed.
T fuck you, you tit suckling, motherfucking, bitch monger
Clyde ah, the fair tongue of hedgehog, how it delights me to read the fruits of your mental labor
T should i get you a spoon so you can eat my ass?
Clyde nay, i say, nay
Clyde by the way, it's your mother i'm fucking
T fuck you, you tit suckling, motherfucking, bitch monger
Clyde i'm also mongering her
T impossible, you labia stroking bogan
Clyde but i think your tits are probably big enough to suckle, you potbellied, lazyass bastard of a shitstain
T why dont you go back to raping your pet goat, bogan
T bogan
T bogan
T you think you can come in here with your carlton-ass and start talking shit?
T you are nothing but a petrified piece of neanderthol jizz
Clyde i fna talk shit all nite, then i fna beat yall like a smoker, foo cuz it's friday
Clyde j00 likes to smoke man pipes
T go back to africa with your mix breed language, half bogan half neeegro
T my name is fiddler, your name is toby
T 'kunta - kunta kinte'
Clyde join your friends in canada you firtree loving fuckwad
Clyde maple leaf man mounter
T fuck off, you can go to school with your 36 score act 'buddies'
T geeks
Clyde dorks
T canada is bad
Clyde and full of dork graduates
Clyde or should i say, drop outs
T fuck
T only in iowa city
T i wont mention any names
T but anyway, werent you shaving your grandfathers ass bare before this conversation?
Clyde WHORE, you're fudge-packing friend
T or was it his natcha?
Clyde at least i have TWO grandfathers you inbred imbecile piece of shit
Clyde the only tree that branches in your family is the UGLY TREE
T yeah, you should be talking, missouri
Clyde wait, wait, who went out with their cousin? redneck
T shut your hole,
T your vulva reeks of rotting sealife
Clyde eat this bitch: :-*
T your mother is your pimp and she sells your services tothe likes of heidi fansler and christina yoder
Clyde yall don't need no pimp, yo' sleaze sells itself to the nearby sheepfuckers of south dakota
Clyde and nisly
Clyde yeah, nisly
Clyde wait, that was offensive and out of line, i won't mention _____ anymore, you cocksucking crackwhore
T that was below the belt, go make love to saddam hussein, fucking dictator
Clyde why don't you go cry to donald rumsfeld, whose whiny bitch you are
T i know the secret that youre hiding, maricon
Clyde yeah, i keep it in your closet, which is full of patriotic vibrators
T you act like youre a student from carlton, a down-home hic from missouri, but you cant hide the goat beard from me
T either you are osama bin ladden in disguise, or you are nisly's twin brother
T respond
Clyde ooooooooh, look at me, i go to college out in the middle of nowhere in western iowa, where nobody notices all the farm animals we screw and all teh
REPUBLICANS WE VOTE FOR
Clyde they are not unrelated
Clyde my naem si TRASHCAN, i mean TRISTAN
Clyde and i collect used condoms
Clyde which i store in my pockets after i lick them
T yes, you welfare loving-using piece of shit, i know that when you run out of collard greens and food stamps, you eat your own shit just to keep
your out of work ass alive
Clyde at least i don't drink my own urine for enjoyment after spraying it on my canadian roommates
T i know, why dont you raise taxes; a proven way to worsen the economy, you democrat
Clyde oh here si an idea, mabbey i will spend 458439853y3987352 trillion dollars on teh military and get in debt and taht will work things out, I AM RONDALD
REAGANAN
T reagan built up the economy, you piece of shit. dont even start with your beloved bill, he rode out on everything that reagan started
Clyde ok, my naem si GORGE BUSH, and i can't evan spell my naem, but i will give dick cheney a blow job adn he and enron will let me be president for another
seven weeks if i don't mess up too badley
T china
T i am suprised . . . .
Clyde your mom sucks dog dick
T for not even going to a mennonite college, youve turned into the typical mennonite college student rebellious liberal hippy type
Clyde wate, wate, taht si an insult taht i am not form teh party fo RUSHES LIMBAUGH adn NEWT GINGRICH>?
Clyde YUO ARE A RETARDED PALANT
T lets go spend money on education
Clyde no wait, why would we want educated citizens, taht would ruin our already working plan fo being teh dumbest nation on earth
T yes, why dont we spend more on the education of america- spread more propoganda throughout the piece of shit schooling system so that we
can fool the public through education and media about the terrors of osama, all to take away the constitutional rights of the citizens
Clyde like privacy? oh wait, ashcroft has already tried that
T look, i dont care what you are, dont you think there is a little bit of a problem with the united states if the most powerful countries military
defence headquarters are flown into with a jet?
Clyde an extra $47 bn will solve that how?
T there are fighters on the ground at all times prepared to protect the nations capital, but where were they
T im not saying that democrats are totally wrong, both sides have wrong views
T but democrats are more wrong
Clyde ok ok ok, we will agree to vote for the green party or the socialist party then, i fna g out now
T yes! right on!
T we totally agreed the whole time, even though you surgically removed your ribs so that you can eat out your own ass
Clyde and you lick the balls of an gonorrhea-ridden donkey