This second legendary battle is between my original opponent, T, aka Tristan Miller, and Rumsnatch, aka Brian Rumsey.
T hey fag
T hurt me again, you piece of pussy snatch
Rumsnatch uha, are you trying to incite an argument like the famous slaydogg battle?
T fuck off
Rumsnatchyou fuck off, 'fore i have to call the FT on you
T how can you call FT on me, you his gay lover or something?
Rumsnatch nah, it's easy, i'm just like "hey FT, i know a guy that could be a better butt buddy than haman. wanna meet him?
T go eat sadies rotten crotch
Rumsnatch i didn't know it was rotten, i guess you might know better though since you have experience eating dog pussy whereas i don't
T its hard not to notice your bitch's rotten aroma when i walk into your sin palace
Rumsnatch what, is that what whore said the last time he came to your house?
T yeah, he likes to talk dirty about hannah
T bring it
Rumsnatch damn, i'm in fucking pain, but i guess the guy has the sense to think about better things than cellulite. you on the other hand...
T you have nothing
T you go to boner's school
Rumsnatch doesn't matter. i don't need anything to beat you.
T BOTH boners
Rumsnatch well i would say you go to whore's school . . . oh wait even HE is too good for that place
T ummmm . . . .
T should i say
T LORI?
Rumsnatch yeah, you should, seeing as how that's all you think about
T um.. . . okay?
Rumsnatch yep. lori is okay with you.
T if thats what you say, youre the smart one
T no action boy
T get some tittie
Rumsnatch maybe i will, but definitely not from the sows that you have gotten it from
T you wish you could
T why have you paused from shoving your lava lamp in your anus and jacking the teeny rumbone?
Rumsnatch yeah, i wish i could . . . decide which one of the many hotties who want me i should go after
T this conversation is not that important
T i know youre lonely withouth the greesh there
Rumsnatch uuuuHAAAAA, your perceptions of jacking the little T may lead you to believe that other people have similar priorities, but this is not always true
Rumsnatch greesh? the thought had not even crossed my mind, but i guess you were thinking about him
T awwww, i know hes your 'buddy', its okay, i wasnt thinking of him like you do, no need to get jealous
Rumsnatch jealous? i would be jealous of you if i wanted to get with eazy e, but since i don't you can have him for yourself
T hes your friend
T i dont even talk to him
T besides, easy e died of aids
Rumsnatch i know. you become tongue tied when you even think of him.
Rumsnatch well then, i wish you luck in finding another special man to share your life with
T youre a bogan, you hear me?
T a bogan
T nothing but a swamp donkey
Rumsnatch wtf is a bogan? slaydogg did not know either
T pretty much when people named brian and people named andy get together and lick eachothers anuses until they have scraped the skin cells down to the bare sphincter and then proceed to chew the sphincter heartilly so that the shit just is one constant flow. this phenomenon then progresses to the two sphincterless primates feeding off eachother in a continuous food cycle of shit
T bogan
Rumsnatch damn, i wish i had the spare time to make up retarded shit like that
T you cant deny the trutth
Rumsnatch there are many truths i can not deny, such as "tristan smells like ass" and "smoking kills you"
Rumsnatch uuuuuHAAAAA, "trutth" LEARN TO SPELL MORON
T okay, palant bitch motherfucker
T youre a nigger
Rumsnatch OOOOH THAT IS THE WORST, someone must have been at grandma's house reading her book of 1001 CRAZY INSULTS
T nigger
Rumsnatch were you dropped on your head as a baby?
Rumsnatch proud of it, what now!
T i must have been . . . . because that last dis made no sense at all
Rumsnatch it's amazing anything makes sense to you anymore, after all you have had to live TWENTY YEARS WITH YOURSELF, that would drive anyone insane
T good one!
T youve got a real mouth on yourself, you know?
Rumsnatch at least my mouth is not surrounded by pussy lips like yalls is
T all that practice from sucking frothy jizz from the likes of a llama phallus gave you quite a keen sense of humor
Rumsnatch sucking llama dick? ummmmmmmmm . . . . NO
T i understand your the founding father, the president, and the ceo of the llama phallus exclusive
Rumsnatch i can forgive you. misunderstandings do happen from time to time.
Rumsnatch although i'm surprised you'd misunderstand something like that, since you are one of their top members
T still giving head jobs for drugs?
Rumsnatch no, i haven't done that, although if i ever need to learn how, i'm sure i could learn from you
T never done it, but i hear paying for cf is a bitch . . .
Rumsnatch yeah, poor insurance company . . . at least i don't CHOOSE to hurt my lungs
T and fuck you! your opening liner is well understated! its the FAMOUS HEDGEHOG vs. slaydog.
T and well misrepresentated
Rumsnatch well damn, i didn't mean to confuse you, i simply assumed you knew that you were involved in the battle